Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Prom Dresses Catologue

Who do I have the pleasure of speaking?


After this Mr. answered questions with your name.

But not just any name, any operator who will attend was stunned. In the call center of the television company that he called it was a celebrity. Not because someone recognized beyond those telephone lines, but a history of hilarious calls, in the end, when his brother gave cancel the service, confirm suspicions: the guy was really crazy.

Here are some of the most curious records of the hundreds that exist in this customer's account (onamatopeyas and punctuation remain as the original, even those who are totally informal):

1) is reported to view programming on the TV screen to press the Guide button on the remote. The client says you do not agree because you spend so light.

2) are advised to speak with the director of the company. Refer to want to contact the U.S. police and FBI. Please be advised that it is not possible.

3) The customer declares to have problems with the image and the screen suddenly goes black. Says it is not a technical problem or electrical energy, but it is a parapsychological phenomenon.

4) Client consultation on the latitude and longitude information contained in the decoder. Explained that only is a guide. You understand and stop thinking it is for secrets spy.

5) you acknowledge that the last 90 days he is writing his life story in the decoder (with remote). Friday 21 assumes that the police will take him and wants to leave his life recorded for the technician of the company is aware.

6) angry customer says Telefe channel viewed through the TV and copy everything he says including the sentences he writes with the remote. Please be advised that the decoder has no direct connection with this channel and does not perform these operations.

7) Client angry that states that disappeared yesterday channel 208, at the request of Telefe channel, because it was on that channel in which he wrote every day the story of his life is very concerned because he fears losing his history. It is reported that the channel is no longer available.

8) The customer wants to spell out the Fox Sports channel robs journalists to T & C Customer wants our company to make the appropriate report, it is not possible that these people are in the channel improvised. Ask the police to monitor your TV, and he wants to denounce what is happening. Pressures do not mind traveling in the event that the fault is not in your favor!

9) The active holder packs of films. Is happy because he says he will be able to enter the films to be hacked Internet in the war between China and the U.S..

10) Customer requests programmed remote control. He does not want to try another code other than 10037, it says that if he wants that code is not what we need to change and so must work. Says the boss up there doing weird things with the antenna but he tries not to worry.


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